"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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