Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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