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say what?
wanna hang out?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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