he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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