i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
