Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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