what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
