OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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