Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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