ugly people sure do ruin things
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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