so explain again why im purple
no
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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