I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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