he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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