So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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