he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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