I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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