is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
vagina is talking i cant
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
