i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
