Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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