I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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