get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I love you.
Bad choice
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