How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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