I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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