so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how do flat chested girls get laid?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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