This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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