Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
