Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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