She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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