Yo dont text me then not text me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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