That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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