Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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