I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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