idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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