She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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