So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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