If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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