i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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