Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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