it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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