the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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