I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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