very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my vag is so smooth its legendary
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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