I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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