Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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