Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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