You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
