i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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