I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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