But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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