i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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