You're so nebulous sometimes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
