Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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