is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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